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The term Neocon refers to a "Neoconservative", which usually implies
some white guy in a southern state. This brand of American politics
holds the proven view that Democracy is something you can enforce on a
nation that doesn't want it, while at the same time subverting your
own democratic system by keeping minorities away from the ballot box.
Ideologically, some claim that Neocons carry the torch of antisemitism
passed on from Hitler himself in their staunch support of Israel and
its right to shuffle people around like so much cattle. Neocons
supposedly do this by prodding Israel to become as obnoxious to its
neighbors as possible, in accordance with biblical prophecy. This is
nothing more than a Jew-led conspiracy.
Neo-Conservatism is the latest governmentally-inspected, officially
quantified party in the United States. Historically, it has its roots
purely in the South where darker people knew their place. The Ku Klux
Klan, an alleged ancestor of the modern Neocon movement (although more
in the way of "retarded distaff cousin" style of ancestor), often
lynched black people as a means of maintaining the purity of their
hideously in-bred women-folk.
This ideology went into slumber along with everyone else in the late
50s until the "darkies" started wanting unreasonable things like
education, housing, employment, and a say in the democratic system. As
proto-neocon and original Gerber Baby Richard Nixon (aka Richard III)
said: "that dog don't hunt!"
Neocons were originally named the "silent majority" by Nixon. It was
so called because non-existent things are VERY quiet. It has its roots
in the common people of rural America, where the educational system
isn't so great and real people know better than to take much stock in
"book learnin'". Through the "Neocon movement" the south indeed rose
again, only to shoot itself in the foot with its musket while drunk on
corn liquor again. The name of the movement is telling in and of
itself - by incorporating two diametrically opposed words they evoke
the double-speak of Orwell but without that annoying shade of
"know-it-all" sarcasm that makes its "Cliff's Notes" all but
unreadable.
They carry these beliefs into courts, where they seek to uphold the
heritage of original Americans (NOT counting Indians) by opposing
Affirmative Action and stopping the Gays from gettin' hitched up.
Indeed, both of the latest supreme court justices, John Roberts and
Samuel Alito, believed in twisting the constitution so completely that
it once again resembled the original constitution which gives no right
to an abortion but DOES allow slavery and claims that a "free" (i.e.
inexpensive) black person's vote counts as 3/5ths of a white person's
vote.
Neocons often make scapegoats out of groups when things go wrong, most
notably after September 11th. This is different from more liberal
political organizations, who prefer to make scapegoats BEFORE
something happens. In response to the attacks, George W. Bush blamed
the attack on "terrorists" and supported legislation that would be
harmful to them... or more along the lines of somewhat inconvenient,
since all he's made the original terrorists do is move around a lot.
Since the attack was led by a bunch of extremist Saudi Arabians, it
meant an immediate land-grab in Iraq (see Bat Fuck Insane). Thousands
of terrorists (i.e. somewhat brown people, anyone with names with too
many consonants, and people Laura Bush may have hit with her car) have
since been rounded up and placed in concentration camps. By declaring
these enemies of the state "enemies of the state", he has protected
good guys forever and ever and ever, and no one ever heard from the
Big Bad Rabbit ever again.
MJ Todd Schnitt & crew have signed a non-commit agreement that they
never will become members or hire any interns that are liberal, homo,
or lacking in support for the Iraq War. All members of the "MJ Morning
Crew" must kiss the ass of George Bush, a poster that hangs under the
desk of conservative and former professor of New York University in
Jewistic Studies. He holds two Ph.D.'s: one in History from Clarement
Mens College where he was a closet Liberal and one in Communication
Studies from the University of South Florida in Tampa, Florida. He was
the drug supplier to Rush Limbaugh when visiting Palm Beach with his
pseudo Robo-Wife, Michelle, who reportedly is a Japanese robot
designed by Honda and Acura just for him.
Some people have raised some slight questions about some of the more
obscure policies of the Neocon movement (see World). Although it is
obvious that anyone with questions is an enemy (see Friend), some
Neocons have been patient enough with the idiotic masses to allay
fears without relying on negative rhetoric (see Ann Coulter). Although
it is obvious that the Neocons in general, and the Bush Administration
in particular, is completely right about every and all things it has
ever done in its rabid fits of altruism, some even now question the
rights of a Shadow Government to place them in a dark coffin with
spikes on the inside.
Although it is the policy of Uncyclopedia to take a neutral stance on
all such political goings-on, we do feel that it is incumbent upon all
citizens of this World (soon to be incorporated in a merger with
Halliburton, Monsanto and Nescafe) to stand behind our leaders...
particularly when they are about to walk off of a cliff. But come on!
Where would we be if southern white males never maltreated minorities?
If it weren't for racists, there would be no Blues or Jazz.
some white guy in a southern state. This brand of American politics
holds the proven view that Democracy is something you can enforce on a
nation that doesn't want it, while at the same time subverting your
own democratic system by keeping minorities away from the ballot box.
Ideologically, some claim that Neocons carry the torch of antisemitism
passed on from Hitler himself in their staunch support of Israel and
its right to shuffle people around like so much cattle. Neocons
supposedly do this by prodding Israel to become as obnoxious to its
neighbors as possible, in accordance with biblical prophecy. This is
nothing more than a Jew-led conspiracy.
Neo-Conservatism is the latest governmentally-inspected, officially
quantified party in the United States. Historically, it has its roots
purely in the South where darker people knew their place. The Ku Klux
Klan, an alleged ancestor of the modern Neocon movement (although more
in the way of "retarded distaff cousin" style of ancestor), often
lynched black people as a means of maintaining the purity of their
hideously in-bred women-folk.
This ideology went into slumber along with everyone else in the late
50s until the "darkies" started wanting unreasonable things like
education, housing, employment, and a say in the democratic system. As
proto-neocon and original Gerber Baby Richard Nixon (aka Richard III)
said: "that dog don't hunt!"
Neocons were originally named the "silent majority" by Nixon. It was
so called because non-existent things are VERY quiet. It has its roots
in the common people of rural America, where the educational system
isn't so great and real people know better than to take much stock in
"book learnin'". Through the "Neocon movement" the south indeed rose
again, only to shoot itself in the foot with its musket while drunk on
corn liquor again. The name of the movement is telling in and of
itself - by incorporating two diametrically opposed words they evoke
the double-speak of Orwell but without that annoying shade of
"know-it-all" sarcasm that makes its "Cliff's Notes" all but
unreadable.
They carry these beliefs into courts, where they seek to uphold the
heritage of original Americans (NOT counting Indians) by opposing
Affirmative Action and stopping the Gays from gettin' hitched up.
Indeed, both of the latest supreme court justices, John Roberts and
Samuel Alito, believed in twisting the constitution so completely that
it once again resembled the original constitution which gives no right
to an abortion but DOES allow slavery and claims that a "free" (i.e.
inexpensive) black person's vote counts as 3/5ths of a white person's
vote.
Neocons often make scapegoats out of groups when things go wrong, most
notably after September 11th. This is different from more liberal
political organizations, who prefer to make scapegoats BEFORE
something happens. In response to the attacks, George W. Bush blamed
the attack on "terrorists" and supported legislation that would be
harmful to them... or more along the lines of somewhat inconvenient,
since all he's made the original terrorists do is move around a lot.
Since the attack was led by a bunch of extremist Saudi Arabians, it
meant an immediate land-grab in Iraq (see Bat Fuck Insane). Thousands
of terrorists (i.e. somewhat brown people, anyone with names with too
many consonants, and people Laura Bush may have hit with her car) have
since been rounded up and placed in concentration camps. By declaring
these enemies of the state "enemies of the state", he has protected
good guys forever and ever and ever, and no one ever heard from the
Big Bad Rabbit ever again.
MJ Todd Schnitt & crew have signed a non-commit agreement that they
never will become members or hire any interns that are liberal, homo,
or lacking in support for the Iraq War. All members of the "MJ Morning
Crew" must kiss the ass of George Bush, a poster that hangs under the
desk of conservative and former professor of New York University in
Jewistic Studies. He holds two Ph.D.'s: one in History from Clarement
Mens College where he was a closet Liberal and one in Communication
Studies from the University of South Florida in Tampa, Florida. He was
the drug supplier to Rush Limbaugh when visiting Palm Beach with his
pseudo Robo-Wife, Michelle, who reportedly is a Japanese robot
designed by Honda and Acura just for him.
Some people have raised some slight questions about some of the more
obscure policies of the Neocon movement (see World). Although it is
obvious that anyone with questions is an enemy (see Friend), some
Neocons have been patient enough with the idiotic masses to allay
fears without relying on negative rhetoric (see Ann Coulter). Although
it is obvious that the Neocons in general, and the Bush Administration
in particular, is completely right about every and all things it has
ever done in its rabid fits of altruism, some even now question the
rights of a Shadow Government to place them in a dark coffin with
spikes on the inside.
Although it is the policy of Uncyclopedia to take a neutral stance on
all such political goings-on, we do feel that it is incumbent upon all
citizens of this World (soon to be incorporated in a merger with
Halliburton, Monsanto and Nescafe) to stand behind our leaders...
particularly when they are about to walk off of a cliff. But come on!
Where would we be if southern white males never maltreated minorities?
If it weren't for racists, there would be no Blues or Jazz.