Frito Pendejo
2010-03-03 04:21:51 UTC
Here's a fun piece of political protest/performance art that anyone can
do, which I call "Quack Quack for Obama Crack":
Get a paper bag and label it "Obama Crack (Free! Menthol!)" and fill it
with bread crumbs. Then find a duck pond and start yelling "Get yer
free Obama Crack!" and start throwing bread crumbs around. All the
ducks will come running and start quacking for Obama Crack. The ducks
quack their support for your inspiring leadership and will follow you as
long as you keep tossing crack at them.
Some right-wing pigeons or deadbeat Canadian geese may show up wanting a
handout, but since they didn't vote for you, they don't get any crack.
A variation of this theme involves peanuts and squirrels. The peanuts
become the Obama Crack, and you find some squirrels and name them after
banks, auto companies, and labor unions (e.g., AIG, Citibank, Chrysler,
Teamsters, SEIU, UAW, etc.), then you promise all of them free Obama
Crack, put a small pile of peanuts on the ground, and watch them fight
over it. Once the peanuts run out the squirrels will beg for more, so
you tell them they misunderstood your campaign promise and that there
isn't enough crack for everyone.
do, which I call "Quack Quack for Obama Crack":
Get a paper bag and label it "Obama Crack (Free! Menthol!)" and fill it
with bread crumbs. Then find a duck pond and start yelling "Get yer
free Obama Crack!" and start throwing bread crumbs around. All the
ducks will come running and start quacking for Obama Crack. The ducks
quack their support for your inspiring leadership and will follow you as
long as you keep tossing crack at them.
Some right-wing pigeons or deadbeat Canadian geese may show up wanting a
handout, but since they didn't vote for you, they don't get any crack.
A variation of this theme involves peanuts and squirrels. The peanuts
become the Obama Crack, and you find some squirrels and name them after
banks, auto companies, and labor unions (e.g., AIG, Citibank, Chrysler,
Teamsters, SEIU, UAW, etc.), then you promise all of them free Obama
Crack, put a small pile of peanuts on the ground, and watch them fight
over it. Once the peanuts run out the squirrels will beg for more, so
you tell them they misunderstood your campaign promise and that there
isn't enough crack for everyone.