#1 Fan
2007-07-21 17:26:30 UTC
I just heard on the radio that Supreme Vice President Dick Cheney has
"temporarily" assumed presidential duties while Bush undergoes some
kind of rectal exam to politically reposition the Jesus up his ass in
preparation for his 2008 re-appointment to a third term.
Anyway, I heard Bush was sedated and that has me worried because I
remember hearing that Cheney drugged former Attorney General John
Ashcroft and manipulated him into signing off on the illegal wiretap
program that was used to spy on members of Congress and all Americans
who might oppose his policies. Is it possible that Cheney will take
advantage of Bush's semi-conscious state to get him to sign a letter
declaring his resignation and appointing Cheney as Emporer as his
final act in office (as well as pardoning himself)? But then again,
I'm not sure if he's any more drugged-out and incoherent than usual.
"temporarily" assumed presidential duties while Bush undergoes some
kind of rectal exam to politically reposition the Jesus up his ass in
preparation for his 2008 re-appointment to a third term.
Anyway, I heard Bush was sedated and that has me worried because I
remember hearing that Cheney drugged former Attorney General John
Ashcroft and manipulated him into signing off on the illegal wiretap
program that was used to spy on members of Congress and all Americans
who might oppose his policies. Is it possible that Cheney will take
advantage of Bush's semi-conscious state to get him to sign a letter
declaring his resignation and appointing Cheney as Emporer as his
final act in office (as well as pardoning himself)? But then again,
I'm not sure if he's any more drugged-out and incoherent than usual.