2 Of Obama's Sons Arrested in $65K Chicken Wing Heist

[Tyrone Jones]

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It was going to be one heck of a Superbowl party.

A pair of workers at a frozen food distribution center outside
of Atlanta, Ga., made off with $65,000 worth of frozen chicken
wings earlier this month, according to cops in Gwinnet County.

Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson, who both worked at the
Nordic Distribution Center, allegedly backed a rental truck up
to the back of the loading area at the center and loaded 10
pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings onto the truck. The pair
then made off with the poultry, but were seen by management,
according to a police report obtained by ABC News.

Investigators at the Gwinnet County police department arrested
Patterson, 35, and Jackson, 26, a week later, on Jan. 23.

They each face felony theft charges.

Police did not yet know the status of the wings.

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Sean
Ok, Im a black man and when I clicked on this all I could think
of was please dont let them be black, please dont let them be
black!!
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Karmah
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commentKarmah • 8 months ago Report Abuse
i swear i clicked on this article STRICTLY for the jokes...
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commentMy Nay Buh-Whee • 8 months ago Report Abuse
Fowl play,...obviously.
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commentLegalize420 • 8 months ago Report Abuse
Police also discovered that a good amount of the wings had been
battered
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commentDavid • 8 months ago Report Abuse
LMFAO. bwahahahah :D This has to be on world's most stupidest
criminals on tru tv.
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commentKarmah • 8 months ago Report Abuse
Poultry in Motion...
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commentSkunktopus Whisperer • 8 months ago Report Abuse
According to police, the wings are bbq'ed and presumed delicious
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commentJeff F • 8 months ago Report Abuse
Two more idiots who think they have it all planned out.
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commentLegalize420 • 8 months ago Report Abuse
Good try,but they clucked up
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commentDave • 8 months ago Report Abuse
I heard there was also a stolen tanker truck full of ranch
dressing headed in the same direction...

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/two-arrested-65k-chicken-
wing-heist-180740929--abc-news-topstories.html

  

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Post by Tyrone Jones
http://tinyurl.com/ne5tabs
It was going to be one heck of a Superbowl party.
A pair of workers at a frozen food distribution center outside of
Atlanta, Ga., made off with $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings
earlier this month, according to cops in Gwinnet County.
Dewayne Patterson and Renaldo Jackson, who both worked at the Nordic
Distribution Center, allegedly backed a rental truck up to the back of
the loading area at the center and loaded 10 pallets of Tyson frozen
chicken wings onto the truck. The pair then made off with the poultry,
but were seen by management, according to a police report obtained by
ABC News.
Investigators at the Gwinnet County police department arrested
Patterson, 35, and Jackson, 26, a week later, on Jan. 23.
They each face felony theft charges.
Police did not yet know the status of the wings.

Way back I worked as a pizzaboy while putting myself through college, and
one of the most important lessons I learned is NEVER take a check from a
black person! Though there probably were a few blacks who wrote me a
legitimate check, there is a 98.5% probability that a check from a black
person is stolen, and whenever I saw chicken wings included on any order
from an African-American I knew he was going to try to pay with a bad
check. Chicken wings were always a dead giveaway: When blacks have to
pay with their own money they just order a single pizza, but when someone
else is paying for it they order as many wings as possible.